Monday, August 31, 2009
The Hole Problem
In other news, it was reported that Huggy, Handbag and Chris were all seen running. To be more accurate, in the case of Chris at least, this involved full power but as it was uphill nothing much happened. Exactly how running fits with the normal operational plan for escorting off site is not exactly clear, but I understand that a last minute swerve was required in order to avoid actually catching them and thus invoking extra paper work.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
On tenterhooks
There are a lot of tents at Greenbelt. Of the twenty thousand or so people attending the festival, the majority are campers. A few always manage to lose their tents. Being asked to help find a green tent among a sea of green tents may not rank highly as a favourite pasttime for stewards. So to be volunteered to drive not one but two lost campers when the only thing they can really tell us ia that the tents are not together wasn't an ideal way to end the shift. To be fair, the guy wasn't too bad, but the woman rraly has taken out the book on dizzy blondes. {An aside, these two knew each other from university fifteen years ago, and they didn't know they would be here. How's that for coincidence}. Driving around the curfew campsite she was more interested in offering us muffins (no euphemism intended), trying to sing us a song, and asking what nickname she would have if she was on our team (Happytalk comes to mind). Anyway talking so much that she completely misses her tent despite us asking if she recognises anything, so we end up having to so another sweep. She fails to understand why we can't drop her in the middle of the campsite in the middle of the night with no idea where she is going. No, somewhat like Mastermind question, once started we must finish. And, I am pleased to report that, after a false start when she opened the wrong tent, we did get her back safely.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Cold Thought
This year there is an ice sculpture sitting out on the grass. It is a cube about three foot by three foot by six foot. Inside it are crosses, rossaries, a model of Jesus. It was beautiful, not so much because of how it looked but because of the thought behind it - that over the weekend it would gradually melt and these items would be released. The ice was clear and it shone. When I came across it last night my heart lifted.
But humans are a destructive species. We are yet to learn our lessons, and maybe never will. By this morning this cube tells a different story. Instead of the elements doing their work, and maybe a warm hand making a fleeting impression which will vanish as the surrounding ice melts, the cube has been attacked. The column on the top has been broken off. People are chipping away at the ice to get at the buried treasure. The ice is no longer crystal clear, it is now fractured, stress limes running through it. Instead of smooth molten surfaces there are jagged edges and holes.
Maybe it has turned into more of an analogy than it's makers ever dreamed off. It tells the story of how we let greed blind us to beauty, and how our desire for personal gain means that we deny others the chance to see something that can touch their soul.
Boing
A rather surreal moment, or half an hour in fact, when the main topic in the radio was of a stolen kangaroo. Of the inflatable and not the live type. It was the mascot for the organic beer tent and they were very upset to have lost it. Luckily another of our team found it being carries through the catering area. It was amazing how many people volunteered to take it back, I am sure not swayed by the thought of what the reward might be.
And yes, we may work late hours, but walking back to my tent at four in the morning I get to see a shooting star. How lucky am I!
Friday, August 28, 2009
First Night
The training went well. We give the stewards some role plays and try to make it all as interactive as possible. It's strange how the dynamics of groups can be so different. Some get a lot more amdram about the role plays than others. The irony of telling stewards to loook after themselves and then realising at 1800hrs that I haven't eaten anything does not escape me. But then I have always seen an irony in telling them not to overdo it, when I full well know that I used to do 23 hours a day when I was a younger steward, and the one hour of sleep was spent in the steward tent just in case something came up. On the plus side it makes me well qualified to say how silly it is, if for no reason other than the drive home at the end.
And then we got the team out for their shift. The first night should be quiet as it is really stewards stewarding other stewards, no campers yet on site. So more a chance to familiarise themselves with the site. This seems to involve quiet a lot of familiarisation with the layout of the tea urn and biscuits. We can afford to cut them some slack though, after this it gets harder and they may not see a cuppa all night. The idea of the Support team is to be able to fill in wherever neede. Tonight saw a first when two were left in charge of Front Desk. Whether we ever will be again remains to be seen but, for the record, I can categorically state that it was not me who put the pig, the sheep and the cow on top of the panelling (clearly stuffed cuddly toys and not real farmyard animals).
When our team are not gainfully employed - in other words being kept running around site - they do seem to create there own amusement in weird and wonderful ways. I still haven't worked out how a theological discussion degenerated to the point of one of the team being a satanist. I do however think that the slaughter of virgins in a Monday night is a terrible waste of virgins.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Chalk It Up
While I am up I suspect the others are having a lie in and making the most of hotel facilities. It felt so wring to be in a hotel. I am completely off kilter now.
GB Not GBH
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Destroying Dreams
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Yellow
Friday, August 21, 2009
Doctor In The House
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Lightening McQueen
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Student Days
Student loans have raised their head again. At a time when households are having problems with money it was revealed that a student can expect to leave university with £23000 debt. There is some argument that this isn't true debt, in the way that credit cards are debt. It gets paid off through the pay packet and can get wiped out if not paid over time. However it does cause students stress, and does hang over people. Personally I am incredibly grateful for the fact that student loans didn't exxist when I went through university, and I realise that I was incredibly lucky.
But I believe the real problem is that we are now at a stage where everyone thinks that they have a right to go to university. This all started a long time ago, with polytechs striving to be rebranded, and Labour saying that they wanted everyone to go to further education. Now, I do beleive that it is incredibly important that everyone goes to school and has a proper education, that they learn to read and write properly (and not just emoticons) but that is not what university is for. University should be about learning particular skills for a job (OK, you might call it a vocation but it is still how you earn your living). And not every job requires people to go to university. We have done our youth a disservice by placing the ideal of university above things like apprenticeships. Rather than sending everyone off to do Film and Theatre Studies we should be giving them other options such as learning to become a plumber or an electrician - both as essential to our lives as a veterinary surgeon.
What we shouldfocus on is making sure eveyone has a future and can make a living for themselves and theeir family. We do not all have to be equal, in that we must all go to university etc. We have a right that we will be supported by our society but that support can be different for different people. We should not try to force round pegs into square holes simply becasue we think that everyone should be square.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Long Distance Haul
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Getting Catty
Friday, August 14, 2009
Speak Clearly
No, I'm sorry, you did a wonderful job Mr.Adobe, but you have now upset me too much, I am not going to tell you how well you did. After all, you might not understand my accent.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
BOGOF
The BOGOF has an important role to play in pricing, or more specifically maintaining prices. It is in the buyer perception. Say I want to sell a punnett of strawberries for £2. I make a good margin and am happy at this price. The consumer is happy and willing to pay this price as well. Now, I suddenly have some strawberries that I need to get rid of quickly. If I put them on display at half price then they whiz into the baskets and everyone is happy. But next time my consumer enters the shop their mental recollection of the price of the strawberries is £1 (they forget that this was half price) and this is what they expect to pay. Cue one unhappy consumer when they see the price of £2, twice what they expect to pay. Now, what if we do this as a BOGOF, then the perceived price remains £2, after all that is what they paid for their strawberries. Therefore happy consumer when they come in next time to find the price of strawberries hasn't gone up (although in reality they end up with half as many strawberries as last time. See, BOGOF keeps the price at the level the market one while managing to shift stock, half price offers slice the overall market price for the long term.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Holiday Blue
Sunday, August 09, 2009
Book List
The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books here. How do your reading habits stack up?
Look at the list and put an 'x' after those you have read.
1. The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien - x
2. Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen - x
3. His Dark Materials, Philip Pullman - x
4. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams - x
5. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, JK Rowling - x
6. To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee -x
7. Winnie the Pooh, AA Milne -x
8. Nineteen Eighty-Four, George Orwell - x
9. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, CS Lewis -x
10. Jane Eyre, Charlotte Brontë - x
11. Catch-22, Joseph Heller - x
12. Wuthering Heights, Emily Brontë -
13. Birdsong, Sebastian Faulks - x
14. Rebecca, Daphne du Maurier
15. The Catcher in the Rye, JD Salinger - x
16. The Wind in the Willows, Kenneth Grahame - x
17. Great Expectations, Charles Dickens -
18. Little Women, Louisa May Alcott -
19. Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Louis de Bernieres - x
20. War and Peace, Leo Tolstoy -
21. Gone with the Wind, Margaret Mitchell
22. Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone, JK Rowling -x
23. Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, JK Rowling -x
24. Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, JK Rowling -x
25. The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien - x
26. Tess Of The D'Urbervilles, Thomas Hardy - x (well half read)
27. Middlemarch, George Eliot -
28. A Prayer For Owen Meany, John Irving - x
29. The Grapes Of Wrath, John Steinbeck - x
30. Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll - x
31. The Story Of Tracy Beaker, Jacqueline Wilson
32. One Hundred Years Of Solitude, Gabriel GarcÃa Márquez - x
33. The Pillars Of The Earth, Ken Follett -
34. David Copperfield, Charles Dickens -
35. Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl -x
36. Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson - x
37. A Town Like Alice, Nevil Shute - x
38. Persuasion, Jane Austen-
39. Dune, Frank Herbert - x
40. Emma, Jane Austen -
41. Anne Of Green Gables, LM Montgomery -
42. Watership Down, Richard Adams -x
43. The Great Gatsby, F Scott Fitzgerald - x
44. The Count Of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas - x
45. Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh - x
46. Animal Farm, George Orwell - x
47. A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens -x
48. Far From The Madding Crowd, Thomas Hardy
49. Goodnight Mister Tom, Michelle Magorian -
50. The Shell Seekers, Rosamunde Pilcher
51. The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson Burnett - x
52. Of Mice And Men, John Steinbeck - x
53. The Stand, Stephen King -
54. Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy - x
55. A Suitable Boy, Vikram Seth
56. The BFG, Roald Dahl - x
57. Swallows And Amazons, Arthur Ransome -x
58. Black Beauty, Anna Sewell -
59. Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer
60. Crime And Punishment, Fyodor Dostoyevsky - x
61. Noughts And Crosses, Malorie Blackman
62. Memoirs Of A Geisha, Arthur Golden - x
63. A Tale Of Two Cities, Charles Dickens -
64. The Thorn Birds, Colleen McCollough
65. Mort, Terry Pratchett - x
66. The Magic Faraway Tree, Enid Blyton
67. The Magus, John Fowles - x
68. Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman - x
69. Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett - x
70. Lord Of The Flies, William Golding - x
71. Perfume, Patrick Süskind -
72. The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists, Robert Tressell
73. Night Watch, Terry Pratchett - x
74. Matilda, Roald Dahl - x
75. Bridget Jones's Diary, Helen Fielding - x
76. The Secret History, Donna Tartt
77. The Woman In White, Wilkie Collins
78. Ulysses, James Joyce - x (attempted)
79. Bleak House, Charles Dickens -
80. Double Act, Jacqueline Wilson
81. The Twits, Roald Dahl - x
82. I Capture The Castle, Dodie Smith
83. Holes, Louis Sachar -
84. Gormenghast, Mervyn Peake - x
85. The God Of Small Things, Arundhati Roy-
86. Vicky Angel, Jacqueline Wilson
87. Brave New World, Aldous Huxley - x
88. Cold Comfort Farm, Stella Gibbons - x
89. Magician, Raymond E Feist - x
90. On The Road, Jack Kerouac-
91. The Godfather, Mario Puzo-
92. The Clan Of The Cave Bear, Jean M Auel -
93. The Colour Of Magic, Terry Pratchett - x
94. The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho
95. Katherine, Anya Seton
96. Kane And Abel, Jeffrey Archer - x
97. Love In The Time Of Cholera, Gabriel GarcÃa Márquez - (reading now)
98. Girls In Love, Jacqueline Wilson
99. The Princess Diaries, Meg Cabot -
100. Midnight's Children, Salman Rushdie - x
So I score 56, not including the unfinished one and the ones on my shelf to be read soon. Reasonable I suppose. But looking at the list, rather than making me pleased, it concerns me that the BBC think most people will have only managed 6. It isn't a list of absolute classics, of inaccessible books. It includes popular culture and childrens books. So an average of only six is a sad inditement on our society.
PS - I think this is taken from the BBC Big Read list, ie the top novels voted by listeners to the BBC. However there are a number of different versions floating around and I can't find anything that references the BBC as saying only 6 will be read on average. Still an interesting list though.
Friday, August 07, 2009
Computer Age
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Adventuring
Anyway, we decided to go no matter what the weather. And, for the most part, were lucky. It only started raining around 1700hrs, so we got some sun. As normal my daughter was looking for the fast rides. I promise I don't egg her on (well not much). And we found Dragons Fury, a neat rollercoster whcih spins you around as it goes along. Quite unnerving actually, at times it feels as though you are going to be thrown off the track. So we had to go on that twice. And Vampire, which is the first dangly down rollercoster she has been big enough to go on. Hanging down in a seat is, of course, an extrememly different experience from sitting in a car. So we had to do that twice as well! Along with a few other rides we ran out of time so didn't get to the zoo.
Overall not greatly taken with Chessington - badly laid out, not a lot of attention to the "experience", disgusting drinks (although branded drinks they were more sweet and e-numbery than normal). Drayton is better.
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Cat Life
Last night I was watching TV. Every so often there was a soft bang. Initially I tried to ignore it. However it gradually got louder and more frequent. Looking around the room I finally realised it was Shimmers tail, being swished from side to side with ever increasing agitation. Although it was pitch black outside he was staring through the patio doors. What could be out there anoying him so much. I got up and took a few steps. Couldn't see anything. I got down on my hands and knees and looked in the same direction as him. Still couldn't see anything. "J" turned on the light, but that didn't work as it was even harder to see out. Shimmer still stared intently at a set point. "J" turned off the light, went out and turned on the conservatory light so that it shed light outside. I still couldn't see anything. "J" came back and also got down on her hands and knees. We both got as close to the glass as we could. At which point Shimmer looked at us, came over, nuzzled both of us once, and then sauntered off with an air of "got you" about him!
Monday, August 03, 2009
Saturday, August 01, 2009
Splashing About
I haven't been abroad to somewhere like Menorca for a very long time. So I wasn't sure what to expect. And the initial introduction into package holidays "Hi I'm Jasmine, your rep for the week, are we all ready to have fun ..... not loud enough, are we all ready to have fun" filled me with certain foreboding. But when I discovered that the sea really is as blue as the brochures, and that it is great for snorkeling (something else I haven't done for about 30 years but I have now been bittne by the bug), and that we could get out on boats then the holiday took on a different outlook. I haven't driven a car all week, which was great as it meant cold beer at lunch time was an option. And sangria in the evening helped mellow the day away. The boat trips made it for me though. The first was despite a daughter taking a sulk and just wanting to stay by the pool. And I almost caved, but then I decided it would be good to get out and that I would put up with a sulky daughter if need be, because staying by the pool was going to "do my head in". As it was "A" loved the trip, we talked about pirates and imagined where they hid, we swam in the sea, we had icecreams (I think she averaged about three a day in the end) and it was all such a success that she first apologies and then asked if we could go on another one. So very last minute we arranged one for the last afternoon, which was a great trip, around the north coast in a renovated Scottish fishing trawler, just eleven people on board including the two crew. And when we stopped at a beach I was able to go snorkeling again off the side of the boat. In fact "A" tried snorkeling as well, starting at the beach and she took to it like the proverbial duck to water, very excited to see the fish.
Fresh air during the day, swimming, boating, and then able to read my books in the evening. All in all a nice way to spend a week.