German (it had to be didn't it) tourists can now book to take part in the worlds inaugural "naked flight". Although you have to wear clothes in the airport, the moment you are on board the plane you can strip off. The rules of the flight - the crew will remain clothed at all times, no hot drinks will be served, and no ogling or groping (differentiating between eyes wide open in fear or ogling may be difficult).
And the cost, they admit is expensive. It's the reason why that worries me. "Because the plane's very small". Now, my ever increasing experience of planes is that you tend to get a bit too close to your neighbour anyway, it is impossible to avoid bits touching. And on a small plane. I am cringeing just thinking about it. Although, thinking about it, it isn't the first flight that is the problem, it is the return, sitting on a warm seat which has half an hour earlier had someone elses sweaty bottom parked on it. Rubbing back and for from the turbulence. Eww.
{This post was not deamed suitable for graphic supporting material]
No comments:
Post a Comment