Halt In The Name Of The Law

I have only been able to find the following on Radio 4, it was read out on the Friday 6 pm news, about 20 minutes in, so no link I'm afraid.

A Morrisons store in Kilmarnock decided that they needed to find new ways to combat shoplifting. So they had two life-sized cardboard cut-outs of policemen made and erected in the store. Sadly the cut-outs were then nicked. Morrisons have asked for them to be returned.

Sometimes I don't need to try to make something funny.