Don't suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it
If your ship hasn't come in yet, swim out to meet it
Life is too complicated in the morning
Why be difficult when, with just a little more effort you can be impossible
Torches are just cases for flat batteries
Everyone has a photographic memory, most just don't have any film
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Don't steal, the government hates the competition
Diplomacy is the art of letting other people get in your way
If you don't like the news, go out and make some
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off right now
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane
You are only young once, but you can be immature forever
Nothing is fool-proof for a sufficiently talented fool
When in danger or doubt, run around in circles, scream and shout
You have the right to remain silent, anything you do say will be misquoted and used against you
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