Friday, July 24, 2009

Splatt

OK, how about this for an excellent idea. Rather than fingerprints the police should start taking noseprints. Now, to be honest, I don't know if everyones nose is different, but that's not the point. Just think what a deterant it would be. I mean it's easy enough to hide an ink stained hand in a pocket but how could you hide an ink stained nose? So everyone would see that the police had been checking you out. Isn't that fantastic? No-one would want to be spotted with an inky nose. And you could colour code it as well. Purple would mean that you had nicked a tuppence sweet from the local store, magenta would mean you were doing 50 in a 30 speed limit, red for murder. For serious crimes use a long lasting permanent ink. For those just being printed so they can be eliminated from enquiries then you use an ink that would wear off quickly, like within 24 hours, and maybe black and yellow stripes so they could pretend they had been at a party and there was face painting.

2 comments:

Rainbow dreams said...

but do we all have individual noseprints? and do they change over time? what about blackheads and spots?

1 i z said...

And rather supposes that we have a right to "judge" someone before they are proved guilty or innocent. Your "helping with enquiries" differentiation merely passes that judgement in part, onto the police...

Hmmmm....