The following will not be in good taste, may be inappropriate, and certainly is not for those easily offended. Consider this a warning, and I will leave a spoiler space so you don't inadvertently read on.
I use an electric razor. It is a very clever one. It incorporates a lubricant system which pumps out Nivea shaving conditioner at the touch of a button. There I was this morning, minding my own business and having a shave. I heard someone knocking at the door. As I was the only one in the house I rushed downstairs. It was someone wanting to trim our conifers. Fine, had a bit of a chat, said goodbye, closed the door, and went back upstairs. Then I looked in the mirror. And I feel that answering the door, half dressed, with globs of creamy white stuff over my chin and cheek may not be exactly the kind of image I generally wish to portray.
And if you don't understand the implication of that last sentence then, fine, my mind is clearly more base than yours, and I refuse to go in to explanations :-)
4 comments:
That's funny!
Good lord man - do you not have a camera phone?
If ever a blog needed visual accompaniment...
I don't feel I know you quite well enough to really comment on this but did laugh at the image...
I wonder how well you need to know someone in order to really comment. I suspect that once something like this is posted then the poster is fair game. But glad you laughed.
And 1iz, yes I do, my dear iPhone, but visual accompaniment would not have been pleasant.
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