Flushed Away

I think "A" is planning on writing a book. It will be called "Toilets I Have Known and Loved". Or possibly "Toilets of the UK". It will be a review. Wherever we go she needs to visit the toilets. Well, I say "need", I am not convinced it is need rather than pure nosiness. I know there is nothing wrong with her because she came out of nappies very early on (I nearly said she was house-trained!). And she can go for hours normally. But within ten minutes of going in to a restaurant then she claims to need the loo. I think she rates the best meals out as those where "J" has taken her to the ladies and I have taken her to the gents.