Sunday, June 10, 2007

Tribulations


As pointed out by 1iz, Paris Hilton isn't having a great time. But it has got worse, as she has been sent back to prison. Having a nervous breakdown was not enough to keep her out. It is tempting to feel sorry for her. Well, not really. But initially you think of her having to rub shoulders with the commoners. You can understand how the shock would have unhinged her. Experiencing a world she didn't know existed, must have been unsettling.

But, and what a big but (please refrain from all innuendos at this point), then you have to realise where she was sent. She was at the Century Regional Detention Centre. The CRDC is no ordinary prison. Oh no. It has a special unit for celebrities, public officials, police officers and other high-profile inmates. Basically these are the people she speds her time with when she is out of prison anyway. I suspect she would have found some friends in there. It must be the height of fame to have a prison built for you. Somehow doubt there is a prison for plumbers, one for accountants (too may to fit in one place anyway), one for middle managers. Maybe instead of sewing mail bags they have to sew ball gowns. Instead of walking around the compound they go around in a golf buggy.

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