Thursday, May 31, 2007

Duff Note


A man has been shot for singing out of tune at a karaoke bar. I've been to karaokes before, usually with severe reticence and having to be dragged along. And I would have to say, each time I have been able to understand what the poor bouncer was thinking. Night after night he had been forced to listen to out of tune voices killing songs slowly but not softly. Is it any wonder he snapped?
What he was singing hasn't been reported but possibilities would have to include
"Long and Winding Road"
"Stand and Deliver"
"Dead Duck"
"Hero Takes a Fall"
"I See Red"
"Murder, Tonight, In The Trailer Park"
"Indoor Fireworks"
"Careless Whisper"

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