Sunday, May 13, 2007

Spot The Beaver

I am struggling to ignore the wealth of jokes in my mind resulting from this story. However, in order to remain politically correct I think it is important that I don't go down into the obvious beaver jokes.

I like the fact that they thought there might be beavers around because trees were disappearing "and then a lodge appeared". It seems to me that a lodge suddenly appearing would indicate either beavers or freemasons. And, to be honest, freemasons don't normally gnaw trees in half.

I think the beaver should have been left in the wild though. I am all in favour of wolves being released again, and the beaver would be able to keep them company.

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