Saturday, December 09, 2006

Sounds you don't like

There are some sounds in the world you just don't want to hear.

A vet doesn't want to hear a snarling dog in the waiting room.

A custody seargent doesn't want to hear a prisoner falling down the stairs.

A postman doesn't want to hear the Christmas postbag hit the ground.

A gasman doesn't want to hear a striking match.

A student doesn't want to hear the bar run dry.

A milkman doesn't want to hear breaking glass.

A farmer doesn't want to hear a DEFRA visit.

A scientist doesn't want to hear his neighbour say "eureka".

But most of all, a parent doesn't want to hear a 4 year old say "ooopsie".

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